Geopolitical··Severity 6
Don’t Get Too Attached to Jimothy
Urban wildlife biologists say the stumpy raccoon seems to have adapted well to his environment and spinal condition—but his internet fame presents a new threat.
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35%Эскалация
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Primary source: Wired
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